Jokes for a Day

Dental Joke

I always wanted to knock people’s teeth out

Well life had other plans me

And now I am a dentist

Knocking people teeth out for money.

Hahahah pathetic dentist joke

The only people who are not laughing

Are my patients


PASSWORD PROBLEMS :

WINDOWS: Please enter your new password.

USER: cabbage

WINDOWS: Sorry, the password must be more than 8 characters.

USER: boiled cabbage

WINDOWS: Sorry, the password must contain 1 numerical character.

USER: 1 boiled cabbage

WINDOWS: Sorry, the password cannot have blank spaces.

USER: 50bloodyboiledcabbages

WINDOWS: Sorry, the password must contain at least one uppercase character.

USER: 50BLOODYboiledcabbages

WINDOWS: Sorry, the password cannot use more than one uppercase character consecutively.

USER: 50BloodyBoiledCabbagesYouStupidIdiotGiveMeAccessNow!

WINDOWS: Sorry, the password cannot contain punctuation.

USER : IWillHuntYouDown50BloodyBoiledCabbagesYouStupidIdiotGiveMeAccessNow

WINDOWS: Sorry, that password is already in use.πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Lol. Smile a little, laugh a little and let the world fall in love with you. The only thing your smile should be is contagious and not infectious. So contagious it should make other people forget there problems at the very presence of you. If you have these type of people in your life than you are the luckiest person alive on the planet. Mark my words. Life is too short to be miserable. Feel a bit depressed call your best pal and now both off you can be depressed but it will give you a reason to laugh at when your down again in future. Words have power. The power to motivate and lift people up …. use them wisely you never know whose day you will save. It all starts with a smile. Maybe the world will throw every arrow of misery possible down your lane but you should never let it take away your happiness.

Have a great blessed day ✌🌸

Β© G.V Raghavasree

66 Comments Add yours

  1. Aaliyazoya says:

    πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ hilarious

    Liked by 1 person

    1. dessertflower5 says:

      Hahah good to see you enjoyed reading this. βœŒπŸ˜‰πŸŒΈ

      Like

  2. Lol… Loved the cabbage comedy. Morning smiles. 😊

    Liked by 2 people

    1. dessertflower5 says:

      Hahha glad to hear you enjoyed reading this. Good day ✌🌸

      Like

  3. resetting these passwords are always, very annoying, but, for the sake of our “security”, we need to do it, and this is, just, inconvenient to a lot of us, but these mechanical systems don’t know that…

    Liked by 2 people

    1. dessertflower5 says:

      Exactly on point. I wish soon there would be face recognition for passwords. Glad to see you also feel this way.Good dayβœŒπŸ’ž

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  4. Password joke is so relatable 🀣

    Liked by 1 person

    1. dessertflower5 says:

      Hahahh I know.πŸ˜‚

      Liked by 1 person

  5. akshita1776 says:

    Password jokeπŸ˜‚

    Liked by 1 person

    1. dessertflower5 says:

      Haha good to see you enjoyed itπŸ˜‚βœŒ

      Liked by 1 person

  6. Era says:

    πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

    Liked by 1 person

    1. dessertflower5 says:

      πŸ˜‚βœŒπŸ˜‰

      Liked by 1 person

  7. Lol, I love the dentist joke. And the password one was so funny – because it’s something that happens to us all, and if like me, you sit at a laptop all day, sometimes the password issue happens several times a day — aarrgghhh! Nice to come across your blog and I’ll be coming back.

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  8. Made me smile in my day… Lol The password one related to me..

    Liked by 1 person

    1. dessertflower5 says:

      Thankyou so much for dropping by. Happy to see you enjoyed reading this ☺️

      Liked by 1 person

      1. No mention cause making someone smile is a gift and you are blessed with it. Stay happy

        Liked by 1 person

        1. dessertflower5 says:

          Awww this just made my day. Thankyou so much ️🌸

          Liked by 1 person

          1. Feels happy to hear from you..

            Liked by 1 person

            1. dessertflower5 says:

              πŸ™‚β€οΈ

              Liked by 1 person

  9. judeitakali says:

    Lol, very nice πŸ‘ŒπŸΎ

    Liked by 1 person

    1. dessertflower5 says:

      Glad you liked it ☺️

      Liked by 1 person

  10. Reblogged this on By the Mighty Mumford and commented:
    ALREADY IN USE……!

    Liked by 1 person

    1. dessertflower5 says:

      Haha thanks Jonathan ☺️

      Liked by 1 person

      1. Much welcome you are!

        Liked by 1 person

        1. dessertflower5 says:

          πŸ™‚

          Liked by 1 person

  11. Fuck..I’m a dentist 🀣🀣🀣🀣
    And, I couldn’t know this could have gone so hilarious🀣🀣🀣

    Enjoyed reading..!😊

    Liked by 2 people

    1. dessertflower5 says:

      Hahah lol. Me too well a final year student. Glad you liked it. πŸ™‚βœŒ

      Liked by 1 person

      1. My pleasure…πŸ™‚

        It was so worthy reading..!πŸ˜…

        Liked by 1 person

        1. dessertflower5 says:

          Thankyou πŸ™‚

          Liked by 1 person

  12. Navin says:

    The cabbage joke…legendary πŸ˜‚

    Liked by 2 people

    1. dessertflower5 says:

      Good to see you enjoyed reading it.πŸ™‚πŸŒΈ

      Liked by 1 person

      1. Navin says:

        😊

        Liked by 1 person

  13. George F. says:

    The dentist joke…the universe manifesting your inner desires…LOL! Have a great writing week. I’ll be getting back to my story soon…

    Liked by 3 people

    1. dessertflower5 says:

      Hahha Yeah George it is. Thankyou for dropping by. Look forward to reading your amazing thriller series as always πŸ™‚πŸŒΈβœŒ

      Liked by 1 person

  14. Anthonia says:

    Thanks so much for the jokes πŸ˜‚

    Liked by 2 people

    1. dessertflower5 says:

      The pleasure is all mine 😊

      Like

  15. Lol The password one is truly relatable

    Liked by 2 people

    1. dessertflower5 says:

      Haha glad to see you could relate to it. Good day ✌

      Like

  16. kinge says:

    That must be a very fulfilling career thanks to the paradox called lifeπŸ˜€

    The password joke thoughπŸ€£πŸ˜…

    Very well written, it’s uplifting.

    Liked by 2 people

    1. dessertflower5 says:

      Haahh it sure is worth it. Good to see you enjoyed the joke.πŸ™‚πŸŒΈ

      Liked by 1 person

  17. Olivia Ava says:

    I can’t stop my laughingπŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚. The second password joke is hilarious.

    Liked by 2 people

  18. Very true
    Passwords are much irritating things πŸ™ƒ

    Liked by 2 people

    1. dessertflower5 says:

      Hahah yeah. Thankyou for dropping by πŸ™‚

      Like

  19. dessertflower5 says:

    Thankyou so much for dropping by. So glad it made you happy 😊

    Liked by 1 person

  20. ashok says:

    πŸ˜…πŸ˜…

    Liked by 2 people

    1. dessertflower5 says:

      HAhA lol:)

      Liked by 1 person

  21. charlypriest says:

    You canΒ΄t make money out of me….. I lost my tooth. The pasword thing, also funny. I felt related to that. I constantly curse at my shitty computer, quite the scene.

    Liked by 2 people

    1. dessertflower5 says:

      HAhah lol. May I still can pal by making money by giving you a artificial tooth. Glad to see you connected with it:)

      Like

      1. charlypriest says:

        Just one tooth

        Liked by 1 person

        1. dessertflower5 says:

          A tooth is a tooth even if its a implant….Dentistry is has its ways with collecting money. Joke intended. Good day

          Liked by 1 person

  22. Joel Abakah says:

    God I can’t stop laughingπŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…
    The whole password thing literally had me laugh out loudπŸ˜‚
    Fantastic jokes, really πŸ‘πŸ‘
    You should do more of these!

    Liked by 2 people

    1. dessertflower5 says:

      Hahah lol. Good to see you enjoyed reading this. I hope you had a great laugh.
      Hahah I am sure this is just the beginning. More to come soon😊

      Liked by 1 person

  23. Rekha Sahay says:

    Funny πŸ˜‚

    Liked by 1 person

    1. dessertflower5 says:

      πŸ˜‰πŸ˜‰

      Liked by 1 person

  24. Nimish says:

    Hahaha my password is secret

    Liked by 1 person

    1. dessertflower5 says:

      HAHHAHh good. I just hope you remember it πŸ˜›

      Like

  25. Sara says:

    these jokes! made me smile πŸ˜€ i’ve nominated you for the liebster award @ https://sarafowall.wordpress.com/2020/09/19/award-saturday-aka-all-liebster-awards/ have a wonderful day!

    Liked by 1 person

    1. dessertflower5 says:

      Glad to see you enjoyed my jokes. Thankyou for nominating me. Deeply appreciate it. Sorry to break it to you I don’t promote awards. I hope you understand. Once again thank you πŸ™‚

      Liked by 1 person

      1. Sara says:

        of course! that’s totally alright.

        Liked by 1 person

        1. dessertflower5 says:

          πŸ™‚βœŒ

          Like

  26. Shelly DS says:

    Lol it will never say that a password is in use, but everything else is so true!

    Liked by 1 person

    1. dessertflower5 says:

      Hahhah glad you liked it. Thankyou for dropping by with your kind words πŸ˜‡

      Liked by 1 person

  27. Anne Sandler says:

    Loved the password joke. It verges on reality!

    Liked by 1 person

    1. dessertflower5 says:

      Hhahah happy to hear you enjoyed reading this 😊

      Like

  28. Hahaha really funny. Nice one

    Liked by 1 person

  29. dessertflower5 says:

    Thank you. Glad u liked itπŸ™‚

    Like

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