Jokes for a Day

Dental Joke

I always wanted to knock people’s teeth out

Well life had other plans me

And now I am a dentist

Knocking people teeth out for money.

Hahahah pathetic dentist joke

The only people who are not laughing

Are my patients

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Lol. Smile a little, laugh a little and let the world fall in love with you. The only thing your smile should be is contagious and not infectious. So contagious it should make other people forget there problems at the very presence of you. If you have these type of people in your life than you are the luckiest person alive on the planet. Mark my words. Life is too short to be miserable. Feel a bit depressed call your best pal and now both off you can be depressed but it will give you a reason to laugh at when your down again in future. Words have power. The power to motivate and lift people up …. use them wisely you never know whose day you will save. It all starts with a smile. Maybe the world will throw every arrow of misery possible down your lane but you should never let it take away your happiness.

Have a great blessed day ✌🌸

© G.V Raghavasree